Maybe just feed him chicken and rice to let his stomach settle? I heard that dogs eat grass when they have an upset stomach but I could be wrong

Leave me alone, I'm sleeping. Or he'd tell me to quit my job so we can hang out more.

As someone who named their dog Jeeves, I think anything that sounds like a dignified butler is a safe bet. 

Thank you Connie. I'll make sure Jeeves gets the message :)

Thank you! I'll tell Jeeves he's popular on here

I'm glad it's not just mine!

Sorry for your loss. I've been there.